If Yoga Didn't Exist, I'd Invent It.

My Dad Became A Soap Opera Actor, And I Was An Extra In A Skating Rink Scene On The Soap. I Didn't Audition. It Was Nepotism All The Way.

When Somebody Follows You 20 Blocks To The Pharmacy, Where They Watch You Buy Toilet Paper, You Know Your Life Has Changed.

The Tabloids, Instead Of Being About Alien Babies And Stuff, It's My Triplets, Quadruplets, Marriages, Feuds.

I Think That's The Great Thing About Being With, Having A Dog, Is It Kind Of Forces You To Be In The Present Because That's Definitely Where They're Spending Their Time.

Quirky Is Sexy, Like Scars Or Chipped Teeth. I Also Like Tattoos They're Rebellious.