If Woody Allen Called Me, I'd Be

It's Easier For Europeans To Give Money To A Movie That Says A Blow Job Is What Brought Down American Democracy.

What's Funny Is That With My Comedies I Don't Believe They're My Best Screenplays Necessarily. They're Just The Ones That I Wrote That I Knew I Could Get Financing, You Know? I Believe My Other Films Could Be Better, But Right Now They're Not Being Made. But They Will Eventually.

It's Very Hard To Sustain Love, That's For Sure. But The More You Have Your Own Life And Your Own Self, And The Less You Give Away Who You Are, The More Men Are Attracted To You. The More Desperate You Are For A Relationship, The Worse It Is To Find A Healthy Relationship. Because The Minute You Become One-and-a-half People Instead Of Two, It's A Mess. Nobody's Happy. Keeping Your Identity And Having Your Own Life And Your Own Self, That's The Only Way I Can Make My Life And Sustain Life.

Most Of Our Life Is Miscommunication, And When You Add A Language Barrier To It, It Just Becomes Total Mayhem And Confusion... It Just Adds To It With All Of The Cultural Differences. It Could Be An American Family Meeting Another American Family And You Could Still Have A Total Clash. With Family, It's Like Visiting Another Planet.

I've Proven That I'm Not A Complete Failure. Every Film Has Done Well. It's Like, "so, Okay, When Do I Get My Deal At Warner Bros?