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The Only Glory Most Of Us Have To Hope For Is The Glory Of Being Normal.

It Is Not Strange That Some Of Our Revoltes Preach Trial Marriage: For The Only Safe Way To Marry Them At All Would Be On Trial. Until You Had Definitely Experienced All The Human Situations With Them, You Would Have No Means Of Knowing How, In Any Given Situation, They Would Behave. They Might Conform About Evening-dress, And Throw Plates Between Courses; They Might Be Charming To Your Friends, And Ask The Waiter To Sit Down And Finish Dinner With You. Or They Might In All Things, Little And Big, Be Irreproachable. The Point Is That You Would Never Know.

I Nearly Always Find, When I Ask A Vegetarian If He Is A Socialist, Or A Socialist If He Is A Vegetarian, That The Answer Is In The Affirmative.

Originality Usually Amounts Only To Plagiarizing Something Unfamiliar.

Many Of Us Do Not Believe In Capital Punishment, Because Thus Society Takes From A Man What Society Cannot Give.