If We Had Known We Were Going

Elizabeth's Back At The Red Cross, And I'm Walking The Dog.

If You're Hanging Around With Nothing To Do And The Zoo Is Closed, Come Over To The Senate. You'll Get The Same Kind Of Feeling And You Won't Have To Pay.

Sure, Losing An Election Hurts, But I've Experienced Worse. And At An Age When Every Day Is Precious, Brooding Over What Might Have Been Is Self-defeating. In Conceding The 1996 Election, I Remarked That "tomorrow Will Be The First Time In My Life I Don't Have Anything To Do." I Was Wrong. Seventy-two Hours After Conceding The Election, I Was Swapping Wisecracks With David Letterman On His Late-night Show.

If Lincoln Had An Affair With A Slave Woman, It Would Be An Outrage, But When Clinton Does It With One Of His Staff, Everyone Is Okay With It.

No More Verbally Incomprehensible No More Devoid Of The Vision Thing And No More The Cautious Pragmatist Proudly Displaying The Virtues Of Tradition And The Advantages Of Biological Seniority.