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If I Didn't Have Writing, I'd Be Running Down The Street Hurling Grenades In People's Faces.

What Someone Doesn't Want You To Publish Is Journalism; All Else Is Publicity.

Americans Are The Only People In The World Known To Me Whose Status Anxiety Prompts Them To Advertise Their College And University Affiliations In The Rear Window Of Their Automobiles.

Irony Is The Attendant Of Hope And The Fuel Of Hope Is Innocence.

Anyone Telling About His Travels Must Be A Liar, . . . For If A Traveler Doesn't Visit His Narrative With The Spirit And Techniques Of Fiction, No One Will Want To Hear It.