If Things Don't Come Easy To You,

I'm Not Elitist. I Like To Do Crowd-pleasing Stuff Which Is A Bit Smart, But Is Just About Belly Laughs.

I Don't Apologize For My Behavior Anymore. Whatever I Do Or Don't Do Shouldn't Matter. Moral Certainty Is Dangerous. Moral Certainty Is What Makes People Go To War Unnecessarily And Illegally. Morality, As Any Halfway Intelligent Human Being Would Tell You, Is A Very Subjective Thing.

I Like The Fact That People Come Together Who Have Shared Values, But I Don't Believe That A Man Died 2,000 Years Ago And Was Crucified On A Cross To Save Me From My Original Sin.

When Americans Talks About Europeans, They Are Thinking Britain And The Rest Of Europe. When We [ Britains] Talk About Europeans, We Talk About Everywhere Else.

A Friend Of Mine Once Said He Like His Women Like His Parmesan: Strong Smelling And Shaved. I Don't Agree With That, But I Don't Like Hairy Women.