If They Can Make Penicillin Out Of

Why Do I Want My Wife To Show Off Her Panties When The Wind Blows? Horses Show Their Behinds, And Cows And Mules, Not Humans.

I Run On The Road Long Before I Dance Under The Lights.

My Definition Of Evil Is Unfriendliness.

I Never Push In Front My Muscles, Only My Religion, So I'm Protected.

You Can't Keep Your Mind On Fighting When You're Thinking About A Woman. You Can't Keep Your Concentration. You Feel Like Sleeping All The Time.