If There Were A God He Would

Part Of Life Is Learning What To Be Ashamed Of And What To Be Proud Of.

I Am A Lover Of Truth, A Worshipper Of Freedom, A Celebrant At The Altar Of Language And Purity And Tolerance.

You Can't Reason Yourself Back Into Cheerfulness Any More Than You Can Reason Yourself Into An Extra Six Inches In Height.

Estate Agents: Like Them Or Loathe Them, You'd Be Mad Not To Loathe Them.

I Gather A Repulsive Nobody Writing In A Paper No One Of Any Decency Would Be Seen Dead With Has Written Something Loathesome And Inhumane.