If There Was Somebody I Wanted To

As A Child, I've Always Been In Trouble With Men And The Police Have Always Had To Get Involved, Through No Fault Of My Own.

All I've Ever Really Done Is Page 3 In The Sun, And Not Every Man Reads That.

Places Like Ministry Of Sound Are Too Druggie For Me. Smaller, Local Places Are Where It's At For Me.

The People Who Ask Me For My Autograph Are The People Who've Put Me Here Today, And You Can't Afford To Forget That.

There's A Lot Of Stuff That Happened To Me When I Was Kinda Young. Like When I Was Just 12, Or 13 Or So. It Might Really Shock Some People. It's An Interesting Part Of My Life, I Hope It's In The Book, I Didn't Check Whether They Put It In Or Not.