If There Is One Thing I Will

How About This?' Simmon Asked Me. "which Is Worse, Stealing A Pie Or Killing Ambrose?" I Gave It A Moment's Hard Thought. "a Meat Pie, Or A Fruit Pie?

The Best Lies About Me Are The Ones I Told.

Practice Makes The Master.

Congratulations. That Was The Stupidest Thing I've Ever Seen. Ever.

The Second Was Some Rather Bad Poetry, But It Was Short, And I Forced My Way Through By Gritting My Teeth And Occasionally Closing One Eye So As Not To Damage The Entirety Of My Brain.