If There Is Hell, It Was Modeled

Should I Eat This Or Should I Eat This? Well, I'll Have To Eat Both!

I've Always Been A Social Network Retard, Even Before There Was A Social Network. People Would Say, "you Want To Go To This Party And Do Some Networking?"

Janeane Garofalo Ended Up, In A Sense, Being Pushed By The Media Into Becoming A Pundit.

When A Country Wants Television More Than They Want Clean Water, They've Lost Their Grip.

See... What I Felt They Should Have Done, For Our First Public Works Project, Is Build A Giant Wall... Across The Entire Border Of Canada. Because That's Where The Cold Air Comes From.