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Chris Hughton Has Been Sacked By Norwich. Now? With 5 Games To Go? Utterly Bonkers!

We Are In The Entertainment Business And We All Know If You Are Top Of The Tree You Get The Big Money. Those Of Us Who Have Been In It Are The Fortunate Ones But We Understand That We Probably Don't Deserve It As Much As The Nurses Or Teachers.

Ooh, It's Too ­embarrassing To Share My Innermost Romantic Secrets - Although I Have Written Danielle The Odd Poem. If Anything They Are More Comedic Than Romantic. They Used To Be Well ­received But That Was Before She Started Studying Shakespeare At Drama College. Now I Feel So ­inept.

The Best, Most Successful Managers In The Modern Era Are Those Who Can Keep A Player Happy Even If He Is Not In The Team. Given The Size Of The Squads And The Use Of Rotation Nowadays, That's Tougher Than It's Ever Been.

I've Loved George Michael For As Long As I Can Remember. He Was An Absolute Inspiration. Always Ahead Of His Time.