Background Image

If Somebody Tries To Tell Me The Earth Was Created In 7 Days I Take A Fossil And Say "fossil". If He Still Won't Shut Up I Throw It At Him.

-Lewis Black

Please Wait....
Translating....

If Somebody Tries To Tell Me The

Lewis Black

If Somebody Tries To Tell Me The Earth Was Created In 7 Days I Take A Fossil And Say "fossil". If He Still Won't Shut Up I Throw It At Him.

Views: 17

Topic

More From Lewis Black

I Never Write Anything Down. I Write Onstage.

I Was Broke Until I Was 40. Really Broke. I Could Get By, But I Had Nothing.

In New York, F*** Isn't Even A Word. It's A Comma.

Mtv Is To Music As Kfc Is To Chicken!

The Core Of The American Public, Their Hearts And Their Minds Are In The Right Place. And That Gives Me Hope.

Trending Author

Ernest Borgnine

Patricia Highsmith

George Gershwin

Category