If Presidents Can't Do It To Their

I'm Always Stunned When I Find Out People Like Roosevelt And Tolstoy Weren't Jewish. How Could I Love Them So Much?

Well, You Know, 'spaceballs' Is A Weird Combination, Because It's A Simple, Sweet Little Fairytale, And It's Crazy And Out-there And Making Fun Of And Taking Apart Sci-fi, 'star Wars', And 'star Trek'.

I've Been Accused Of Vulgarity. I Say That's Bullshit.

Oh, I'm Not A True Genius. I'm A Near Genius. I Would Say I'm A Short Genius. I'd Rather Be Tall And Normal Than A Short Genius.

If Shaw And Einstein Couldn't Beat Death, What Chance Have I Got? Practically None.