If Power Made One Evil, Then God

Joe Biden Says The Wall Street Crisis Is The Result Of George W. Bush's Tax Cuts, Which Makes As Much Sense As Blaming The Rising Price Of Fairy Dust. But As A Wise Man Once Asked, Who Gives A Rat's Patoot What Joe Biden Thinks?

The Founders Understood That Democracy Was Important, But If You Didn't Filter It Through A Republican System You'd Be Just As Likely To End Up With A Tyranny Of The Majority As You Would With A Healthy Society. Don't Worry, I Won't Quote The Federalist Papers, But Trust Me, It's In There.

Bill Maher Is Anything But An Impartial Host. He Sucks Up To Hollywood Liberals Because A) He Needs To Get Them Back On The Show, B) He Usually Agrees With Them, And C) They Tend To Be Wildly Ignorant.

(i)f France's Righteous Bloviating Against War Makes Them Your Dashboard Saint Of International Integrity, It's Either Because You Are Sand-poundingly Ignorant Of How The World Works Or It's Because You Think France's Self-interest Is More Important Than America's. If The Former Applies To You, Read A Book. If It's The Latter, Maybe You Should Move There Along With Alec Baldwin, Robert Altman, And The Rest Of The Crowd Who Promised To Leave A Long Time Ago. But Whatever You Do, Don't Call France's Position Principled, Because That Just Insults Us Both.

In Crude Marxist Terms, Liberals Have A Theory Of Infallible Government That Is Constantly At War With The Reality Of Life.