If Plan A Fails, They Could Always

Fernando Torres Needs To Be Loved On A Regular Basis.

Mick Mccarthy Will Have To Replace Cascarino Because He's Quickly Running Out Of Legs.

It's Sometimes Easier To Defend A One Goal Lead Than A Two Goal Lead.

England Are Numerically Outnumbered In The Midfield.

When I Lived In Rural Oxfordshire, I Was Walking Home Across A Field When I Stroked A Cow. The Damn Thing Butted Me In The Orchestras.