If Only Loud People Were Even Half

I Just Started Doing This One-man Show, And I Wanted To Be Able To Score It, So I Bought A Guitar, And Got A Keyboard And Got A Harmonica. I Remember When I Started That I Didn't Understand Why A Harmonica Had Different Letters On Them.

At The Battle Of The Bands The Loser's Always The Audience.

I Have A Jar At Home, And I Put Pennies In It Whenever I Curse. The Other Day I Spilled The Jar. I Owe It About $25.

It Is Impossible For A Cyclops To Wink.

For Some Reason Cowboy Sounds Better Than Cowman.