If One Must Explain A Magic Trick,

Jesus Pietro Wasn't Used To Dealing With Ghosts. It Would Require Brand New Techniques. Grimly He Set Out To Evolve Them.

Never Tell A Computer To Forget It.

Stupidity Is Always A Capital Crime.

Mother Nature Doesn't Care If You're Having Fun.

There Is A Technical, Literary Term For Those Who Mistake The Opinions And Beliefs Of Characters In A Novel For Those Of The Author. The Term Is 'idiot'.