If My Parents Were Still Alive, They

I Think Paul Scholes Is The Best Player In England. He's Got The Best Skills, The Best Brain. No One Can Match Him. There Isn't A Player Of His Mould Anywhere In The World. Paul Is Irreplaceable.

I'm Going To Tell You The Story About The Geese Which Fly 5,000 Miles From Canada To France.

That Lad Must Have Been Born Offside.

Sometimes You Look In A Field And You See A Cow And You Think It's A Better Cow Than The One You've Got In Your Own Field. It's A Fact. Right? And It Never Really Works Out That Way.

Well, Football Is A Hard Game; There's No Denying It. It's A Game That Can Bring Out The Worst In You, At Times.