If Money Is A Form Of Speech,

Most Christmas Carols Have No Obvious Religious Content, Or At Least That's Noticeable To Most People. I Mean, It Is Almost By Definition, A Cultural Phenomenon, All These Songs, Even Though They Point To This Very Religious Holiday. They're Not Religious Songs In Effect Anymore.

You Know, To Listen To Senator Lieberman, Senator Kerry, Representative Gephardt, I'm Anti-israel, I'm Anti-trade, I'm Anti-medicare And I'm Anti-social Security. I Wonder How I Ended Up In The Democratic Party. I'm Not A New Entrant To The Democratic Party. I've Been Here A Long Time.

What I Usually Do Is Tell Funny Stories From The Road, Many Of Which Are, Of Course, Unprintable. But I Don't Actually Have A Joke. I Don't Tell Jokes Much. I Tell Little Stories.

I Still Want To Be The Candidate For Guys With Confederate Flags In Their Pickup Trucks.

The Republicans Are All About Suppressing Votes.