If Love Means Anything At All It

I Recommend Limiting One's Involvement In Other People's Lives To A Pleasantly Scant Minimum. This May Seem Too Stoical A Position In These Madly Passionate Times, But Madly Passionate People Rarely Make Good On Their Madly Passionate Promises.

Is Not The Whole World A Vast House Of Assignation Of Which The Filing System Has Been Lost?

The Measure Of Woman's Distaste For Any Part Of Her Life Lies Not In The Loudness Of Her Lamentations (these Are Only An Attempt To Buy A Martyr's Crown At A Reduced Price) But In Her Persistent Pursuit Of That Occupation Of Which She Never Ceases To Complain.

The Scots Are Very Hospitable; Almost As Hospitable As The Americans.

Women Have Decided To Be People, Which Is A Great Mistake. Women Were Nicer Than People.