If Its Got Tires Or Testicles It's

Darius Didn't Have Any Trouble Finding The Street Cats Building. It Was A Cozy-looking Square Brick Building With Big Front Windows Crowded With Cat Stuff. I Made A Mental Note To Pick Up A Little Something For Nala From Their Gift Shop. My Cat Was Grumpy Enough Without Her Thinking That I'd Been Cheating On Her (translation: I Would Smell Like A Zillion Other Cats) And Hadn't Even Brought Her A Present.

...night Has Chosen Thee; Thy Death Will Be Thy Birth. Night Calls To Thee; Harken To Her Sweet Voice. Your Destiny Awaits You At The House Of Night.

But Sometimes You Gotta Do Stuff You Don’t Want To Do.

It Was Like I Was Inside A Fishbowl In The Middle Of A Typhoon, And Everyone Else Was On The Outside Cluelessly Enjoying Lovely Weather.

Gender Preference Does Not Define You. Your Spirit Defines You.