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Maybe She Was Drunk - The Woman Never Could Drink. One Little Sniff Of Tequila And She Was Off Into Some Blonde La-la Land.

Yeah, I Know You. I Made You Up. This Is My Dream. You're A Mixture Of Zac Efron And Johnny Depp.

Loving Him Didn't Fix Anything. Loving Him Didn't Change Anything. Loving Him Simply Made Everything Else Bearable.

And When You Love Someone You Don’t Always See Them Realistically.

Well I Ain't Dr. Phil, But I'm Smart," She Said. "and Your Shoes Are Cuter Than His," I Said, Trying To Sound At Least Semi-normal. "yeah They Remind Me Of Dorothy's Ruby Slippers, Only Mine Are Wedges 'cause I'm More Fashion Conscious Than She Was.