If It's Freedom You Want, Come To

... Home Isn't Always The Place Where You Were Born And Bred. Home Is The Place Where Your Everyday Clothes Are, And Where Somebody Or Something Needs You.

I Suppose It Is A Gift, Being Young, But It Isn't Special. We've All Got It, Early In Life.

Only Amateurs Say That They Write For Their Own Amusement. Writing Is Not An Amusing Occupation. It Is A Combination Of Ditch-digging, Mountain-climbing, Treadmill And Childbirth. Writing May Be Interesting, Absorbing, Exhilarating, Racking, Relieving. But Amusing? Never!

I Never Go To Weddings. Waste Of Time. Person Can Get Married A Dozen Times. Lots Of Folks Do. Family Like Ours, Know Everybody In The State Of Texas And Around Outside, Why, You Could Spend Your Life Going To Weddings. But A Funeral, That's Different. You Only Die Once.

Being An Old Maid Is Like Death By Drowning, A Really Delightful Sensation After You Cease To Struggle.