If It's Called The Usa Today, Why

Make No Mistake - They're Coming For Our Guns. And We Freedom-loving Gun Lovers Are Totally Defenseless! Other Than, You Know, The Guns.

Now, I Don't See Color. People Tell Me I'm White And I Believe Them Because Police Officers Call Me 'sir'.

Mitt Romney's Email Was Hacked! So If You Start Getting Messages That Sound Like They're From A Bot, He's Fixed The Problem.

I'm More American Than Apple Pie. I'm Like Apple Pie, With A Hot Dog In It.

On This Show, Your Voice Will Be Heard In The Form Of My Voice.