If It's Called The Usa Today, Why

I'm More American Than Apple Pie. I'm Like Apple Pie, With A Hot Dog In It.

I Love The Internet, And The Internet Loves Me Back. Why Else Would It Offer Me So Much Sex?

Apply Truth Liberally To The Inflamed Area.

If You're Doing Nothing Wrong, You Have Nothing To Hide From The Giant Surveillance Apparatus The Government's Been Hiding.

We Have This Idea In Our Mind That There's A Separation Of Church And State In America, Which I Think Is A Good Thing. And We Extend That To Our Politics. Like It's Not Just Church And State, But It's Also There's A Separation Of Religion And Politics. But Of Course, There - There Isn't.