If It Weren't My Life, I Wouldn't

The Eskimos Have Four Hundred Words For Snow, And The Jewshave Four Hundred For Schmuck.

People Shouldn't Be Allowed To Get Married Until It's Too Late To Have Kids.

This Is The Sixty-nine," I Told Him, Presenting The Magazine In Front Of Him. I Put My Fingers -- Two Of Them -- On The Action, So That He Would Not Overlook It. "why Is It Dubbed Sixty-nine?" He Asked, Because He Is A Person Hot On Fire With Curiosity. "it Was Invented In 1969. My Friend Gregory Knows A Friend Of The Nephew Of The Inventor." "what Did People Do Before 1969?" "merely Blowjobs And Masticating Box, But Never In Chorus.

I Am Doing Something I Hate For You. This Is What It Means To Be In Love.

I Wondered, For The First Time In My Life, If Life Was Worth All The Work It Took To Live. What Exactly Made It Worth It?