If It Weren't For Book Tours, I

And Wouldn't We Be Better Off If Every New Year's, We Thought About The Things We Did Right And We Resolved To Keep Doing Them, No Matter How Wacky They Were.

Because The Thing About Love Is That We Can't Control Whether We Get It, But We Can Control Whether We Give It.

Ellen Had Long Ago Stopped Being Embarrassed By Temper Tantrums. She Flipped It And Wore It Like A Badge Of Honor. A Temper Tantrum Was A Sign That A Mom Said No When It Counted.

Do You Know What They Call People Who Hoard Books? Smart.

Testosterone Should Be A Controlled Substance.