If It Weren’t So Off-putting For My

I Think We Can All Use A Little More Patience. I Get A Little Impatient Sometimes And I Wish I Didn't. I Really Need To Be More Patient.

That Was My Earliest Maladaptive Coping Mechanism I Forged When I Was A Kid. I Found That My Fists Weren't Going To Do Any Significant Protective Work For Me, So My Mouth Was It. Making My Father Laugh Was A Way To Control Him.

Sometimes It's Just Enough To Keep Your Body Moving. I Get Depressed If I Don't Move.

Everyone Thinks Their Baby Is A Genius. People Find It Delightfully Refreshing When I Tell Them, My Baby? Totally Average. Like, 100 Percent Average.

The ‘friend Zone’ Is Like The Penalty Box Of Dating, Only You Can Never Get Out. Once A Girl Decides You’re Her ‘friend,’ It’s Game Over. You’ve Become A Complete Non-sexual Entity In Her Eyes, Like Her Brother, Or A Lamp.