If It Were Not For The Belly,

O Lazy Bones! Dost Thou Think God Would Have Given Thee Arms And Legs, If He Had Not Design'd Thou Should'st Use Them?

Innocence Is Its Own Defense.

An Episcopalian Divine Once Told The Pope That The Only Difference Between Their Denominations Was That "the Church Of Rome Is Infallible And The Church Of England Is Never In The Wrong."

Time Is The Stuff Life Is Made Of.

Rich Widows Are The Only Secondhand Goods That Sell At First-class Prices.