If It Were Not For The Belly,

The Cunning Man Steals A Horse, The Wise Man Lets Him Alone.

The Misers Cheese Is Wholesomest

Religion I Found To Be Without Any Tendency To Inspire, Promote, Or Confirm Morality, Serves Principally To Divide Us And Make Us Unfriendly To One Another.

Before You Consult Your Fancy, Consult Your Purse.

All Would Live Long, But None Would Be Old.