If It Were Not For The Belly,

Why Does The Blind Man's Wife Paint Herself.

Pay What You Owe And You'll Know What's Your Own.

Keep Your Eyes Wide Open Before Marriage, Half Shut Afterwards.

Idleness And Pride Tax With A Heavier Hand Than Kings And Parliaments. If We Can Get Rid Of The Former, We May Easily Bear The Latter.

He Was So Learned That He Could Name A Horse In Nine Languages; So Ignorant That He Bought A Cow To Ride On.