If It Was Up To The U.n.,

The Two Things I Was Positive About In Life Were That I Was Going To Be A Teacher At A Boarding School Or An Operative With The Cia Posted Abroad. I Could Write A Book About All The Things I Was Sure About.

Every Single Comedian In Canada Is Now Living In The United States.

I'm In The Business Of Value Judgments .

All Of A Sudden, People Are Going To Decide They Want To Go Micro, Everything's Smaller.

I'm A Foot Soldier In The War On Christmas. And The War On Puppies And Sunshine.