If It Had Grown Up, It Would

Ill Try The Whole Cause, And Condemn You To Death.

'i Beg Your Pardon?' Alice Said With A Puzzled Air. 'i'm Not Offended,' Said Humpty Dumpty.

It Would Be So Nice If Something Made Sense For A Change.

Five O'clock Tea" Is A Phrase Our "rude Forefathers," Even Of The Last Generation, Would Scarcely Have Understood, So Completelyis It A Thing Of To-day; And Yet, So Rapid Is The March Of The Mind, It Has Already Risen Into A National Institution, And Rivals, In Its Universal Application To All Ranks And Ages, And As A Specific For "all The Ills That Flesh Is Heir To," The Glorious Magna Charta.

Have I Gone Mad? Im Afraid So, But Let Me Tell You Something, The Best People Usualy Are.