If It Doesn't Matter In Five Years,

If It Doesn't Matter In Five Years, It Doesn't Matter.

I Wouldn't Give Myself Any Advice, Because Advice Is Kinda Bullshit. Take A Deep Breath And Don't Take Any Of It Too Seriously.

I'm Still Friends With All My Exes, Apart From My Husbands.

So Okay, I Don't Want To Be A Traitor To My Generation And All, But I Don't Get How Guys Dress Today. I Mean, Come On, It Looks Like They Just Fell Out Of Bed And Put On Some Baggy Pants And Take Their Greasy Hair-ew!-and Cover It Up With A Backwards Cap And Like, We're Expected To Swoon? I Don't Think So.

The Only Grounds For Divorce In California Are Marriage.