If It Doesn't Matter In Five Years,

Men Should Be Like Kleenex, Soft, Strong And Disposable.

Some Guy Said To Me: Don't You Think You're Too Old To Sing Rock N' Roll? I Said: You'd Better Check With Mick Jagger.

Unless You're Willing To Look A Little Foolish, Forget The Possibility Of Becoming Great.

So Okay, I Don't Want To Be A Traitor To My Generation And All, But I Don't Get How Guys Dress Today. I Mean, Come On, It Looks Like They Just Fell Out Of Bed And Put On Some Baggy Pants And Take Their Greasy Hair-ew!-and Cover It Up With A Backwards Cap And Like, We're Expected To Swoon? I Don't Think So.

Younger Men Are More Supportive And A Lot Less Demanding, And They Also Have More Time For Their Relationships.