If 13 Is Unlucky, Then 12 And

I Went To The Home Depot, Which Was Unnecessary. I Need To Go To The Apartment Depot. Which Is Just A Big Warehouse With A Whole Lot Of People Standing Around Saying "we Don't Have To Fix Anything."

This One Commercial Said, "forget Everything You Know About Slipcovers." So I Did, And It Was A Load Off Of My Mind. Then The Commercial Tried To Sell Slipcovers, But I Didn't Know What They Were!

I Used To Do Drugs. I Still Do Drugs. But I Used To, Too.

I Had A Chicken Finger That Was So Big, It Was A Chicken Hand.

I Like Vending Machines, Because Snacks Are Better When They Fall.