If I'm On A Bus And Someone

My Style Is Constantly Evolving. Style Has Been Something That I Think Has Been The Hardest Thing For Me To Come To Terms With.

My Style Is Ghetto Chic. I Love Tacky Jewelry, Mega Heels, High-waisted Shorts, Catsuits.

When I Was Nine, I Was Diagnosed With An Irregular Heartbeat And Was Prescribed Beta Blockers, Which Had The Side Effect Of Turning My Skin Green. Looking Like Shrek's Little Sister At School Wasn't The Easiest Thing.

A Hairdresser Who Did My Hair Said, "you, My Darling, Have Something That We Call Successful' Hair," Which Is Basically Battered Hair That's Split And Falling Out In The Back Because You've Had To Blow-dry It Every Day. I Don't Want My Hair Falling Out, So I Wear Wigs!

I Used To Live In A Gap Jumper, Tracksuit Bottoms And A Fake Flower In My Hair. Shocking.