If I'm Not The Sexiest Man Alive,

When I Was Labeled Stupid, That Scarred Me Forever.

I Just Like To Catch Fish, I Don't Care If It Weighs Half A Pound Or 10 Pounds. But I Can't Do A Lot Of Casting. I Can Work A Jig Or A Worm. But Not For Long, Especially If The Big Ones Are Biting. Those Big Bass Will Make It Hurt After A While.

I Always Wanted Everyone To Like Me. I Wanted The City Of Pittsburgh To Be Proud Of Me. But My First Few Seasons, I Could To Count The Number Of People On My Bandwagon On One Finger.

Pain Is One Of Life's Great Lessons. You Need To Know How You'll React To The Negatives In Your Life. Only Then Will You Learn From The Pain, And The Next Time It Happens, You Can Speed Up Your Healing Process.

You Find Out In Life That People Really Like You Funny. So What Do You Give 'em? Humor. And Then If You Show Them The Other Side, They Don't Like You As Much. I Find, Too, That I Can Hide Behind The Idiot's Mask Being Funny, And You Never See The Sorrow Or The Pain.