If I'm Not Back In 5 Minutes,

I Wrote Myself A Check For Ten Million Dollars For Acting Services Rendered And Dated It Thanksgiving 1995. I Put It In My Wallet And It Deteriorated. And Then, Just Before Thanksgiving 1995, I Found Out I Was Going To Make Ten Million Dollars For Dumb & Dumber. I Put That Check In The Casket With My Father Because It Was Our Dream Together.

Life Doesn't Happen To You, It Happens For You.

I Don't Think You Can Know God Unless You're Passionate About Him So You're Either Screaming At Him, Enraptured With The Idea Of Being Around Him Or Feeling Him In Your Life.

Green Eggs And Ham Was The Story Of My Life. I Wouldn't Eat A Thing When I Was A Kid, But Dr. Seuss Inspired Me To Try Cauliflower!

Madness Is Never That Far Away. It's As Close As Saying Yes To The Wrong Impulse.