If I'm Gonna Commit Suicide, I'll Go

It Wasn't Enough For Megadeth To Do Well; I Wanted Metallica To Fail.

God Created Whammy Bars For People Who Don't Know How To Solo.

When People In Washington Say They're Going To Take Away My Guns, They Better Bring Theirs If They're Going To Take Mine.

If I Know I'm Going Crazy, I Must Not Be Insane.

Pop And Metal Aren't Friends. Each Knows Exactly Where The Other Lives And Tries To Keep Its Distance. They Choose Different Streets, Neighborhoods, Zip Codes.