If I Were The Last Person On

My Mom Ate Every Piece Of Butter In The Midwest, She Lived Till She Was 90. And My Dad, He Smoked, He Drank - We Finally Just Had To Kill Him.

I Have To Be Very Careful About How I Do Any Stuff On Sadness 'cause The Crowd Gets Really Sad And Concerned For Me.

My Mom Ate Every Piece Of Butter In The Midwest, She Lived Till She Was 90. And My Dad, He Smoked, He Drank - We Finally Just Had To Kill Him.

We Tried To Make It More Than Just A Cartoon. It Was A Cartoon, But We Tried To Make It More Than It Was To Begin With. And I Have 300,000 Followers From Turkey, Romania, Poland, And Places Over There That Love Life With Louie, Where It Was Translated Into Their Language. They Love It. They Are Absolutely In Love With It. And It Just Goes To Show You: No Matter Where You Go, It's Always About Family.

Real People Are Good And Grumpy. They're Nice And Mean. And I Come From A Nice And Mean Family. My Mom Was Nice, And My Dad Was Mean. So I Would've Served Myself A Lot Better If Louie Lundgren Would've Blown Up At Some Of The People He Was Talking To. I Think It Would've Really Served Everybody Better. We'd Probably Still Be On The Air!