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If I Were The Last Person On Earth, Some Moron Would Turn Left In Front Of Me.
-Louie Anderson
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If I Were The Last Person On
Louie Anderson
If I Were The Last Person On Earth, Some Moron Would Turn Left In Front Of Me.
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