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I Think [kids] Enjoy Reading, But It's A Different World Now. There Are A Lot Of Competitors For The Imaginative Attention.

Our Human Nature Is Exactly The Same As It Was 500 Years Ago, Let Alone Five Years Ago.

I Always Dreamt Of Being A Basketball Player. A Dream That Only I Believed In.

Just Like Every Show Has A Tone, Every Show Has Different People On It Playing Different Games. I Don't Say 'game' In A Pejorative Sense, I Just Mean, These Are Different Stories That We Tell Ourselves When We Go To Work.

I'm The One Usually Wearing The Dress, Which Is What I Would've Preferred, But They Wouldn't Let Me. It's Been 15 Years Since I Did That And My Ass Isn't As Good As It Used To Be.