If I Were Gay, You Know. I

Sex Is Great Until You Die, But It's Never As Great As It Was When You Were A Kid, When It Was A Mystery.

People Are Really Much More Respectful Than They're Made Out To Be And Much More Discerning About The Fact That I'm Not The Character I Play.

I Enjoy Comedy And I Hope That People Enjoy Watching Me Do It.

I Don't Want To Know What Happens In Any Movie That I Go To See.

I Don't Know How Anybody Gets Better At Anything Aside From Doing It.