If I Were A Gambling Man I

I Want To Be In Cahoots With Bands Who Want To Make The Record Of Their Dreams.

I Think Good-looking Naked Ladies Turn On The Majority Of Men.

I'm Only Interested In Working On Records That Legitimately Reflect The Band's Own Perception Of Their Music And Existence. If You Commit Yourselves To That As A Tenet Of The Recording Methodology, Then I Will Bust My Ass For You.

You Can't Help Noticing An Amazing Ass. Pretty Naked Ladies Will Always Get My Attention. Revealingly Dressed Good-looking Women Will Always Get My Attention, At Least For A Moment.

I Have No Problem With Bands Using Participant Financing Schemes Like Kickstarter And Such. I've Said Many Times That I Think They're Part Of The New Way Bands And Their Audience Interact And They Can Be A Fantastic Resource, Enabling Bands To Do Things Essentially In Cooperation With Their Audience. It's Pretty Amazing, Actually.