If I Was A Supervillain, I Think I'd Probably Ban All Smoking And Drinking. That's Exactly What I'd Do: I'd Remove All The Cigarettes And Alcohol From The World. That Would Piss So Many People Off. That's Worse Than, Like, Murdering Puppies. For Some People.

-Simon Pegg

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If I Was A Supervillain, I Think

Simon Pegg

If I Was A Supervillain, I Think I'd Probably Ban All Smoking And Drinking. That's Exactly What I'd Do: I'd Remove All The Cigarettes And Alcohol From The World. That Would Piss So Many People Off. That's Worse Than, Like, Murdering Puppies. For Some People.

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Drinking

Thinking

People

Jewish Comedians Do The Best Jewish Jokes, And Anyone Else Doing That, They Don't Have A Right To, Because They're Not Coming From That Experience. I Know That's A Slightly Heightened Example, But It's The Same Thing. We're Bumpkins, So We Can Make Bumpkin Jokes.

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Do The Best