If I Was A Mayor, I Would

I Think Antony Worrall Thompson Is Dreadful, Just Repulsive.

My Agent, Debbie, Saying, 'don't Get Involved In Advertising.' She Gets So Many Calls A Day About Me Promoting A Product, But I Am Really Pleased I Have Never Gone Down That Route. I Don't Want Somebody Else To Make A Saucepan With My Name On It.

Memories Are Fallible And A Timer Can Save A Lot Of Hard Work From Going Out Of The Window

A Message To The Best Football Supporters In The World. We Need A 12th Man Here. Where Are You? Where Are You? Let's Be Having You. Come On!

Hopefully People Will Be Inspired To Cook. It's My Mission To Persuade People Not To Be Afraid Of Cooking.