If I Was A Mayor, I Would

I Cheated At School. I Remember On One Occasion I Wrote Some History Dates In Pen On My Leg. So When There Was A Question Like 'what Year Did That Happen?', I'd Lift My Skirt Up And Have A Look.

Football Is Becoming All About Money. I Would Like To Be In A Lift With Gordon Brown And Say, 'please Do Something About Football.'

The Real Love For Somebody Comes From Getting To Know Them Very Well.

A Measuring Jug Is Also Vital When Cooking Rice, As This Is Always Measured By Volume Rather Than By Weight

Hopefully People Will Be Inspired To Cook. It's My Mission To Persuade People Not To Be Afraid Of Cooking.