If I Was A Mayor, I Would

I Don't Actually Get Recognised. I Only Have My Hair Done And Make-up Put On When I Am On Tv. The Rest Of The Time, I Go Out Without Make-up On, So People Don't Recognise Me.

The Chemicals In The Dishwashing Process Tend Not To Be Good For Saucepans.

A Hen's Egg Is, Quite Simply, A Work Of Art, A Masterpiece Of Design And Construction With, It Has To Be Said, Brilliant Packaging!

I Cannot For The Life Of Me Understand What The Minister Of Transport Does Every Day. He Goes To The Office At 9am And Leaves At 5pm And The Traffic In London Is Still Horrendous.

But Quite Honestly I Can't Help Being A Passionate Football Supporter. If That's My Sin, I'm Guilty