If I Was A Mayor, I Would

Getting Into The Habit Of Switching A Timer On Will, I Promise, Save You From Any Number Of Kitchen Disasters.

I Have Tried All My Life To Look After My Skin, So I Never Do Things Like Go To Bed With Make-up On. I Also Always Use Moisturisers. But I Certainly Do Not Believe In Botox Or Anything Like That. The Thought Of It Just Makes Me Think 'urgh'.

I Don't Get Insomnia, But I Do Get The Odd Night When I Can't Unwind.

I Think Antony Worrall Thompson Is Dreadful, Just Repulsive.

I Cheated At School. I Remember On One Occasion I Wrote Some History Dates In Pen On My Leg. So When There Was A Question Like 'what Year Did That Happen?', I'd Lift My Skirt Up And Have A Look.