If I Was A Lawyer, I'd Be

I'm An Actor, A Husband, A Father Of Two, And A Full-time Avenger.

Sometimes You Just Gotta Be Drop-kicked Out Of The Nest.

And Last But Not The Least

Nothing Will Serve You Better Than A Strong Work Ethic. Nothing. And It's Something That You Can't Teach. You Have To Be Thrown Into It, Where You're Going To Sink Or Swim. It's Amazing How Self-correcting And How Clarifying A Good, Hard, Shitty Job Can Be. Because At The End Of The Day, Any Profession I've Seen Anybody In, When You Peer Behind The Curtains Of Oh, Wouldn't That Be A Great Job? Wow, What An Amazing Thing, A Philanthropic Endeavor! It Really Just Comes Down To It's A F**king Grind.

Listen, Smile, Agree, Then Do Whatever You Were Going To Do Anyway.