If I Was A Lawyer, I'd Be

The Greatest Thing My Dad Taught Me Came From When I Called Him From A Phone Booth And Said, 'hungry. No Bus Token. Please. Out Of Options.' He Said, 'pfft, Get A Job.

I Think You End Up Doing The Stuff You Were Supposed To Do At The Time You Were Supposed To Do It.

Violent Ground-acquisition Games Such As Football Are In Fact A Crypto-fascist Metaphor For Nuclear War.

Sometimes You Just Gotta Be Drop-kicked Out Of The Nest.

I'm An Actor, A Husband, A Father Of Two, And A Full-time Avenger.