If I Want To Wear A Long

But I Also Enjoy Life... The More Scrutiny I Am Under, The More Confident I Become. I Am Who I Am. I Can't Do Anything About It, And I Love Who I Am.

I Went To Catholic School And They Basically Just Said Don't Have Sex, But Would Never Explain Anything.

I Just Let My Hair Go - If There's No Hairdresser Around I Really Can't Be Bothered!

A Moment On The Lips Is A Lifetime On The Hips.

If I Even Imagined Someone Talking To My Husband Too Close, I Would Beat The Crap Out Of Them.