If I Want To Be Up For

All Of The Younger Actors Keep Coming Up To Me And Asking Me Where All Of The Land Mines Are Because They Know I've Stepped On Them All.

Friends Come In Herds And They Leave In Herds. Hollywood Loves An Adventure, But You Have To Hit Bottom. Then They Love To Save You And Be A Part Of It. Or Think They're A Part Of It.

Our Family Really Didn't Have A Car; We Had My Dad's Police Cruiser. Later He Got A Buick, And That's What I Was Driving When I Had A Wreck. I'm Lucky It Was As Big And Strong As It Was, Because That Buick Is What Saved My Life.

Goldie [hawn] Is One Of The Sharpest Ladies I've Ever Worked With. She Doesn't Miss A Thing. She's My Greatest Audience. She Laughs At All My Stories And In The Right Places, Too.

The Moment You Grab Someone By The Lapels, You're Lost.