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If I Thought The Lord Was Speaking To Me I'd Check Myself Into Bellevue, And I Think You Should Too.
-Bill Maher
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If I Thought The Lord Was Speaking
Bill Maher
If I Thought The Lord Was Speaking To Me I'd Check Myself Into Bellevue, And I Think You Should Too.
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