If I Talk To A Girl, It's

If You Ask That Question Again Ma'am, I Will Have To Ask You Your Age

Don't Become A Philosopher Before You Become Rich.

I Am Very Shy. If I Am Flying British Airways And The Airhostess Asks Me Two Questions, And I Don't Understand Her Accent - I Will Go Hungry For The Entire Flight.

It's Okay To Be Confused. Confusion Is The Route To All The Clarity In The World.

Like Beauty, Stardom Too Is Skin-deep.