If I Stay At Home, I'm Not

It's Just The Stupidest Law Possible... You're Just Making Criminals Out Of People Who Aren't Engaged In Criminal Activity. And We're Spending Zillions Of Dollars Trying To Fight A War We Can't Win! We Could Make Zillions, Just Legalize It And Tax It Like We Do Liquor. It's Stupid.

Look At, Look, The Tea Partiers, Who Are Controlling The Republican Party....their Stated Policy, Publicly Stated, Is To Do Whatever It Takes To See To It That Obama Only Serves One Term. What's, What Does That, What Underlines That? 'screw The Country. We're Going To Whatever We Do To Get This Black Man, We Can, We're Going To Do Whatever We Can To Get This Black Man Outta Here... It Is A Racist Thing.

Very Often, You Know, You Stop Walking Because You Say, 'well, I'm Tired Of Climbing This Hill. I'm Never Going To Get To The Top.' And You're Only Two Steps From The Top.

...if We Get The Right Kind Of Energy, There Are Endless Amounts. I Think We Should Be Developing Every Kind Of Alternative Fuel That Is Available To Us. That Includes Hydrogen To Soybeans, From Solar To Wind. Whatever We Can Find That Is Going To Help Us Clean Up The Environment We Should Be Working Really Hard On Developing.

I Don't Do Comedy. I Think If A Situation Is Funny You Just Play It For Real And If It's Funny, It's Funny.