If I See A Door Comin' My

I Didn't Appreciate Brooklyn Until I Left It.

In Movies, You Have A Production Assistant Carrying Your Chair Around And Getting You Coffee. In Theater, No One Carries Your Chair, No One Gets You Your Coffee, There's No Craft Service, There's No Per Diem. The Only Thing That Is Provided For You Is Coffee, Tea, Sugar And Milk. It Doesn't Matter How Big A Star You Are Or Whatever.

As Far As A Latin Explosion, I'm Sorry, I'm The Only Latino Who's Going To Say It, But There Is No Latin Explosion. I'm Sorry. Four Or Five Top Box Office People Do Not Make It An Explosion, And It's Disgusting To Me That People Will Perceive It That Way.

Women Of Color: If You're Over 40 And You Get Fat, You Will Work. But If You're Hot And Over 40 And A Woman Of Color, They Don't Know What To Do With You.

If I See A Door Comin' My Way, I'm Knockin' It Down. And If I Can't Knock Down The Door, I'm Sliding Through The Window.