If I Miss Anything About The Sport,

Football Is Easy If You're Crazy As Hell.

I've Taken Up Golf In The Past Five Or Six Years, And Most Of The Time There Aren't Too Many People Out There That Can Drive A Ball Further Than I Can.

I Was Always The Fastest And Strongest Kid In My School So Events Like The 100 Meter And Discus Throwing Attracted Me. I Could Throw The Discus For Great Distance S Without The Proper Spin And Throw Technique.

But Now, I Get Up Every Morning And Go To The Gym Because I Don't Like Waking Up Stiff Or In Pain And Wondering If My Hip Is Going To Hurt Me.

The Only People I Know Getting In High Places By Running Their Mouth Are Politicians.