If I Have To, I'll Go And

I Like My Wine And Vodka, But That Doesn't Mean I Fall About Drunk. I Know My Limits.

I Was A Very Earnest, Hard Working Boy At School, But My Parents Were Distressed Because I Was Always Bottom Of The Class. But I Wasn't Dilatory, I Worked Like Crazy.

If I Have To, I'll Go And Direct Theater And Talk Till The Cows Come Home.

The Time It Would Take Me To Write A Screenplay It Would Take Me The Time To Make Two Films. I Would Rather Make The Movies And I'm A Better Moviemaker Than I A Would Be Writer.

I Believe All Of Us Only Use One Tenth Of Our Brain. I Know People Who Use One Per Cent Only!